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Vomiting - Unplanned re-examination of recent food choices
A Criminal - unsavoury character
A Crook - morally (ethically) challenged
Alive - temporarily metabolically abled
An Immigrant - a newcomer
Bald - comb-free
Bald - folically independent
Bald - follicularly challenged
Cannibalism - Intra-Species Dining
Censorship - Selective Speech
Cheating - Academic Dishonesty
Corpse - Permanently Static Post-Human Mass
Corpse / Stiff - Metabolically Challenged
Corpse / Stiff - Terminally Inconvenienced
Cowboys - bovine control officers
Crackpot - certified astrological consultant, certified crystal therapist, or certified past-life regression hypnotist
Crime Rate - street activity index
Dead - Actuarially Mature
Dead - biologically challenged
Fat - horizontally gifted
Gang - Youth Group
Garbage Man - sanitation engineer
Gas Station Attendant - petroleum transfer technician
Housewife - domestic engineer
Hunter - Animal Assassin
Hunter - Bambi Butcher
Incompetent - Specially Skilled
Incompetent - Uniquely Proficient
Prostitute - sex care provider
Really Big Nosed - nasally disadvantaged
Serial-Killer - Person with difficult-to-meet needs.
Shoplifter - Cost-of-Living Adjustment Specialist
Short - vertically challenged
Thin - horizontally challenged
Unemployed - Involuntarily leisured.
Used Books - Recycled Books
Wife - unpaid sex slave
Worst - least best.
Wrong - differently logical
By: Marie Duffy
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