Your relationship advice
Listen up to what guys and girls are saying about relationships!
Girls 2 Boys
• Try to avoid drooling over other girls when you’re otherwise engaged.
• Don’t compare your current squeeze with your former flames.
• Only say ‘I love you’ when you really, really mean it.
• Never EVER stand them up!!!
• Don’t joke about our proportions because we can joke about yours. Mwahaha!
• Try to make your girl feel special. Especially when you’re with your friends.
• Be spontaneous (Girls love little surprises.. use your imagination).
• Don’t play with our hearts, don’t mess with the best because the best don’t mess!
• Have a little respect (try to refrain from using 'Phwoar', 'Cor', 'Ooh that’s a fine piece of ass', 'Wouldn’t mind a piece of that'.. when describing a girl).
• Don’t bathe in your aftershave.
• Trust might just be a five letter word to you, but to girls it’s everything.
• And you just don’t hit girlies..
Boys 2 Girls
• Making the first move is a turn-on.
• Realise that not all guys are the same.
• Don’t play mind games.
• Don’t assume you’re going steady with a guy just ’coz you went with him once.
• Be yourself.
• Do have your neck the same colour as your face (oompa loompa’s aren’t that appealing..sorry)!
• Jealousy is not a turn-on.
• Remember: guys and friends are separate.
• Don’t blow hot and cold.
• Tell him, before you tell the rest of the world, it’s over (no prior consultations with the school gossip)!
• Don’t spread lies in the event of a break-up. Two can play at that game.
Thanks to School Journal.



