Student wars

The faculty circle of hate!

After exhaustive research, it has come to my attention that no university faculty likes any other faculty. The intricacies of this can be seen in "The Faculty Circle of Hate" as shown below....

• Commerce hate Arts because no matter how many times they complain that their course is highly complicated and excessively difficult, they know they do even less work than arts. 
• Arts hate Commerce because they never shut up about how their course is highly complicated and excessively difficult.
• ‘Commerce with a language’ students hate Arts language students because they resent the fact that Arts language students actually learn a language whereas the only thing commerce students learn is how to say "My flight doesn't leave for 7 hours, can I please get a cushion for my ass" or "This account is not certified under European Law".
  
   
• Science hate Arts because they resent the fact that despite constantly claiming superiority, they usually have exactly the same hours as Arts. 
• Arts hate Science because they never shut up about how they are superior even though they have just as many hours and never ever see a Science student in the library. 
• Engineering hate everybody because they resent the fact that they have 60 hour weeks whereas the other faculties are " a bunch of dossin' w*nkers". 
• Everybody hates Engineering because they never shut up about how they have 60 hour weeks and how everyone else does feck all. They also smell.
• Everybody hates Medicine, for obvious reasons. 
• Medicine hates everybody else, for equally obvious reasons. 
• IT hate Engineering because they fear they will beat them up and steal their lunch money. 
• Arts hate IT because even though they are both dossers, IT get to play Dungeons and Dragons all day.
• Nobody cares about Law.

By: Patrick Duffy (an Arts student!)

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